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Terms of service

Terms of Service

Welcome to Sucker Society — we’re seriously glad you’re here. Before you dive into your first lick, we want to make sure you feel informed, empowered, and crystal clear about the terms that govern your experience with our products.

Transparency First

Our functional lollipops are designed to support your well-being — physically, emotionally, and maybe even spiritually (depending on the flavor). Each sucker is crafted with high-quality ingredients chosen for their functional benefits, from nervous system support to digestive ease. But we’re not doctors, and we don’t pretend to be.

Please Read Before You Suck:

  • Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

  • Always consult your healthcare provider before using our products, especially if you’re pregnant, nursing, on medications, or managing a medical condition.

  • Discontinue use immediately and consult a professional if you experience any adverse reactions.

When You Purchase From Us:

By purchasing from Sucker Society, you acknowledge and agree to the following:

  • You’re using our products voluntarily and at your own discretion.

  • You understand that individual results may vary — what works for your BFF might not be your body’s vibe.

  • You’ll use our products as intended (aka, don’t get weird with them).

Intellectual Property

All content, branding, packaging, and product design belong to Sucker Society. Please don’t copy our stuff — that’s not cool or legal.

Limitations of Liability

We do our absolute best to ensure quality, safety, and satisfaction. That said, Sucker Society is not liable for:

  • Any misuse of our products

  • Reactions due to undisclosed allergies, ingredient sensitivities, or interactions with medications

  • Any losses, damages, or issues resulting from the use (or misuse) of our lollipops

Mutual Respect

By using our site and products, you agree to respect these terms — and we promise to continue delivering functional, fun, and safe-as-hell products to support your wellness journey.

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